Stupid Red Thing

In Ancient Athens, a cheating male was punished by the removal of his pubic hair and by getting a large radish inserted into his rectum. HAHAH. I mean, cheating on another woman yes, but why a radish in his rectum? He isn't gay..

And talk about being himbotic.

Me: I'm going to the gym to run, there's a threadmill over there.

Jeremy: I dont' like to run on the threadmill, it's so bulky.

Me: BULKY?!!?! WTH, ASK YOU TO RUN NOT ASK YOU TO CARRY IT RIGHT?!

HAH.